"A Guide to Vermont for Outsiders," by Stan Worthley

 Copyright 2015 Gary Miller

Copyright 2015 Gary Miller

For starters, we prefer the name "woodchuck" to "redneck." For your safety coming to an intersection, if you have out of state plates, the guy with the biggest tires always goes first. Yes, that's a real gun in the back window and no, it's not illegal. Also, no, you can't hold it. Please do the speed limit or above when looking at the leaves in the fall; some of us do have jobs we need to get to and your slow driving just pisses us off. No, I have no idea why there are a set of whale tails on the highway. Nor do I care if you do.

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