"Oopsie Daisy" by Sean Harrington

Oopsie Daisy 

-Itsy bitsy tricksy daisy /
I’m not lazy just differently gifted and or abled as far as that goes / always on my tiptoes  

-The hat in the cat with rain looks lazy / kinda crazy / but not ina bad way / the good kinda crazy / a fucked up self medicated creative kinda hazy / an artsy fartzy lookin for escape and inspiration kinda Picasso sorta wayzy / the shit you shouldn’t sayzy

-I feel like a deer in the headlights by the side road / like a confused little moth or an anxious little fat toad /

-Those quadruple yellow lines they get me every time / I’m not feelin’ so fine / can’t turn on a dime /

-Oh my I’ve done it again / porch sippin minds a driftin like a 240 Volvo Patrón on dirt road by a cornfield ina blindfold

-Reality check check / engine lights on / gas is gone / up a tree / with no paddle / it’s pure Count Suckula  / Cuckula  / Duckula  /

-It’s egregious / dankly prestigious / tragically hilarious / often precarious /  the grim reaper loves me so why not marry us ?

+PLEASE HELP ME LORD GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE+

-Would I wish this on my favorite enemy or even a super cute frenemy / that’s a tricky question / I’m open to suggestion / hmm well maybe / I’m not shady just a tad bit crazy / it’s a done deal now it’s yours I’m free  / tell you what-it wasn’t fun bein’ me

+AND BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD- HERE I GO AGAIN+

Amen !